How about some jokes to lighten up?

[Oscar Dk1]

Hehe, they say laughter cures all, might as well give it a try! Post your jokes here while struggling with your POIs and soft reseting your units!

First one!

While fishing off the Florida coast, a Yankee tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old guy standing on the shore, the Yankee shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"

Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the old guy said. "The sharks got 'em."

 

[lec510]

I think we should limit the joke to GPS only.
Here is one (real life, no joking): A guy came to a parking lot, circled it then headed home because the GPS didn't tell him to get in !

 

[Giorgio57]

Gps Joke

HUH?

 

[Oscar Dk1]

Parking lot: hahahahahahaha
Irony: exactly the same!!! lol

 

[Oscar Dk1]

Hehe, here are a gps couple in that case!

Q. Why did the GPS receiver crash his bicycle?
A. He had a cycle slip!

Q. Why couldn't the GPS receiver secure his front door?
A. Because he lost lock!

Once upon a time there was a sheepherder tending his sheep at the edge of a country road in rural Wyoming. A brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee screeched to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, Jovial Swiss wristwatch and a BHS tie, jumped out and asked the herder "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The herder looked at the young man, then looked at the sprawling herd of grazing sheep and said "Okay." The young man parked the SUV, connected his notebook and wireless modem, entered a NASA site, scanned the ground using satellite imagry and a GPS, opened a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then printed a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turned to the herder and said "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." The herder answered "Say, you are right. Pick out a sheep."The young man took one of the animals and put it in the back of his vehicle. As he was preparing to drive away, the herder looked at him and asked "Now, if I guess your profession, will you pay me back in kind?" The young man answered "Sure." The herder said immediately "You are a consultant." "Exactly! How did you know?" asked the young man. "Very simple," replied the herder. "First you came here without being invited. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Thirdly, you do not understand anything about my business, and I'd really like to have my dog back."